You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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