You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
