Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
