I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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