I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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