You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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