The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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