my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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