his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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