I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I supernannyed him into submission
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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