I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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