Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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