The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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