y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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