Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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