this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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