Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just had sex bonerless
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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