I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
