Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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