I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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