I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We had sex on a dog bed..
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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