Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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