i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
What a dumb baby whore.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I need a burrito and a hug.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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