operation harelip BJ is a go
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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