sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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