puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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