Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
