erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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