are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He felt like a one man threesome
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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