She said her name was "party"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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