WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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