I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
operation have a gay friend backfired
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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