I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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