Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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