I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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