Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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