got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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