If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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