lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
one might say we're banned from that church
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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