We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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