Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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