I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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