i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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