yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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