I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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