absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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