Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Randomize
