Buhtt sex?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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