He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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