Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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