ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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