Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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