I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
