I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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