i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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